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Paranoid Investment Banker

from the series

Dinosaurs, c. 2026

16" & 20"

$

39

total

shipping, tax INCL., U.S. only

Immerse in ornate artistry to cultivate an atmosphere of mystique and allure, inviting the beholder to indulge in a reverie of exotic splendor and captivating beauty.

Paranoid Investment Banker

In an ornamental clash of man and nature, feathers unfurl in baroque splendor, like plumes of smoke billowing from the forge of creation. Sinuous lines entwine with intricate flourishes, framing the avian form in a gilded arabesque that entrances the eye. Shades of emerald and saffron intermingle, a vibrant tapestry woven from the threads of the natural world and the artisan's deft hand. The regal bird commands the canvas, its piercing gaze emblematic of the primal essence that lies beneath the ornate veneers of civilization. This masterwork is a symphony of audacious beauty, a triumph of the Art Nouveau movement's reverence for the organic and its synthesis with the artificial.

Enhanced Matte Art Print

16" & 20"

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